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Murder Scene

Golf Jokes A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.

The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife"

"Yes."

"Did you hit her with that golf club"

"Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.

"How many times did you hit her"

"I don't know. Four'five'six'put me down for a four."

 

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