Funny Golf Truths
- Golf is by far the ultimate love / hate relationship. Sometimes it seems as though your cup runneth and moveth over.
- If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.
- It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart, drink beer eat hot dogs and fart while performing brain surgery.
- A good drive or putt on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.
- A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.
- If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.
- Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up praying a lot.