Funny Golf Truths

Golf Jokes
  • Golf is by far the ultimate love / hate relationship. Sometimes it seems as though your cup runneth and moveth over.

  • If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.

  • It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart, drink beer eat hot dogs and fart while performing brain surgery.

  • A good drive or putt on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.

  • A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.

  • If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.

  • Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up praying a lot.


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