New Golf Terms

Golf Jokes A 'Rock Hudson' -- a putt that looked straight, but wasn't

A 'Saddam Hussein' -- from one bunker into another

A 'Yasser Arafat' -- butt ugly and in the sand

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' -- didn't quite make it over the water

A 'Rodney King' -- over-clubbed

An 'O.J.' -- got away with one

A 'Princess Grace' -- should have used a driver

A 'Princess Di' -- shouldn't have used the driver

A 'Condom' -- safe, but didn't feel very good

A 'Brazilian' -- shaved the hole

A 'Rush Limbaugh' -- Way to the right but still in bounds

A 'Nancy Pelosi' -- Way to the left and out of bounds

A 'James Joyce' -- a putt that's impossible to read

A 'Ted Kennedy' -- goes in the water and jumps out

A 'Pee Wee Herman' -- too much wrist

A 'Sonny Bono' -- straight into the trees

A 'Mickey Mantle' -- a dead Yank

A 'Paris Hilton' -- a very expensive hole


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